So Friday night we piled into
the cars and headed for the bowling alley. They tried to
rip us off and charge us more than they agreed but fear not!
Dinell set them straight! The guy behind the counter with
bug eyes was giving me the creeps so I grabbed my oh so stylish
shoes and ran to the lanes. Keather stirred up some giggles
by stealing a 6 pound or so ball from a 7 year old because
she had "small little fingers." I joined a lane
with Blaise, Dinell, and Marina. Looking ourselves over,
we realized we had a dream team and named ourselves the Big
Hot Sexy Tits. (I wish I could be called Tits, but my small
B cup can't complete with the big girls, boo hoo hoo.) Anyways,
I started to bowl and immediatley was asked if I was in a
league by Jess M. What? No! I soon realized by looking around
that if you could keep the ball out of the gutter you were
considered a pro. Lane 4 didn't seem to want to cooperate.
When Diana asked for help, she was told by the alley guy
that it was her fault for bowling too slow. Was he serious?
After stirring up a top score of 103, I knew our team would
never be able to complete in the olympics, but hey, we looked
damn good on the floor. Even the guys across the alley couldn't
stop smudging their faces against the glass to get a good
look at Blaise bopping up and down. Or maybe they were looking
at us cause we were the only white girls in the joint, as
brought to our attention by the ghetto freaks in the bar.
The second game was even more intense, Big Tits teamed up
against Hot Sex for a grueling match. I tried to replicate
the techniques of Blaise and Dinell, but unfortuanly I wasn't
talented enough and ended falling on the waxy lane. Nasty!
The game ended with scores so high, added up they would still
be lower than those of my boyfriend's worst game, but hey,
we had a blast and that's all that mattered!
The Blaise technique I just couldn't master.
Doesn't Molly look like the Devil with those
red eyes and that wicked smile!
Look at these beauties!
This is Sexy herself trying out for a Finesse
Would you buy the shampoo?
Hehe, we still love you Dinell.
The lovely cheerleading section.
If you're in distress, try Dinell's technique
of freaking out and the ball will surely hit the pin.
The dream team minus Sexy- Tits, Hot, and
Big. I wonder what Marina's thinking about?
Brittany and Amy looking oh so cute.